Client: So the reason you stopped updating the website is because I didn’t pay you your three months of outstanding maintenance invoices?
Me: I could have also suspended your account, but I kept it running out of courtesy for your business.
Client: But there’s been no work done to the…
Earlier this evening, Wil Wheaton @wilw, tweeted one of the funnier things I’ve read recently - a conversation between himself and his flatulent dog. Hope you like.
Client: [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk?
Me: [9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at 10am
Client: [10:002am] Okay. Just wanted to know if you can clean up a few of these pictures or if we have to go back to the photographer? This is kind of urgent, so let me know ASAP.
OO JS in 15mins or Less
Properties, methods, and the elusive this oh my what’s a developer to do? Read this guide to writing elegant object oriented (OO) JavaScript I respond!
Learning to write elegant JavaScript is important to your career as a developer. With the advent of technologies such as Node.js you can now write JavaScript on the server side, likewise you can even use JavaScript to query a persistent data store like MongoDB.
So lets get started writing some OO JS. If you have any questions or I missed something please leave me a message in the comments.
Client: The server has crashed.
Me: Oh, how do you know?
Client: I can’t get email, nothing is coming through.
Me: OK, but that might not mean a server crash. Have you made any changes to your PC.
Client: No, nothing.
Me: The site seems to be working fine. when did the email stop?
Client: Since I bought this new laptop…
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